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The Classic Yard Icon
YARD LEGEND · $

The Classic Yard Icon

The original pink punctuation mark for lawns, flower beds, and questionable HOA decisions.

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Solar Flamingo Glow-Up
AFTER DARK · $$

Solar Flamingo Glow-Up

Solar-powered pink light for the garden that refuses to go quietly into the night.

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Pink Bird, Big Wall
WALL HEAT · $$

Pink Bird, Big Wall

Graphic flamingo art for blank walls that have been underperforming.

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Neon-ish Flamingo Sign
GLOW OBJECT · $$$

Neon-ish Flamingo Sign

A hot-pink glow object for bars, bedrooms, patios, and tiny personal empires.

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